So, I was unable to blog this long time because, as you may or may not know, my friends in the amish community, catholic guilted me into not blogging because it was evil. But, it is a new month, so I feel spared from their wrath. So, I, in David Letterman style, have ten reasons why pants suck.
10. They are not as comfortable in the pool.
9. When the temperature reaches above 85 to 90, the pants make your legs all hot and sweaty.
8. Mr. Santrach believes in a pants-optional approach to the back nine, and it seems to be working for him.
7. It is well known that Knickers are and always have been the coolest golf lowerwear.
6. Pants ends with ants which can get into your pants and make you itchy.
5. There are just times when leggings make more sense.
4. Without pants, you can check which direction the wind is blowing by looking at your leg hair (if you are gifted enough to be Italian).
3. It is unnatural to wear pants. No baby has be created or been born with pants. Go ahead and try to disprove it.
2. Gotta show off your beautiful calves for the ladies.
....and ......
1. The pants on the ground video from American Idol. Pants are most famous for when they are off. So, clearly that is where they are meant to be. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqGv3BWLqqs (pants on the ground vid)
~ The pantless Hogie
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