Call off the search party! Like Jack from Lord of the Flies, I have been saved by a ship. In the name of Comcast, a miracle occurred. Internet was birthed at my lovely apartment with the help of Rass. Birth, as we know, is a traumatic and difficult process and this was no different. With eggplant cooking in the kitchen and the landlord fixing up blinds, there were people working everywhere. Nevertheless (correct spelling), soon the internet emerged young and innocent. So, we cleaned it off (with a towel, naturally) and brought it to this very website, so it could learn about the world and all it needed to know. So, I will save Tyler now. Driving for show gets you nowhere unless you have that putter making you dough. So, I am here to make that dough. So, be ready for a new era. We aren't like Domino's. This isn't going from bad pizza to still bad pizza. This is going from greatest blog ever to the greatest blog ever. Be ready. Put on your sunglasses, the sun is ready to shine over a new era and boy will it be bright.
~ Hogie
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