Matt Butler, you might know him as Hogie, has not written a blog post in quite some time. You are probably growing anxious. I can sense it. Well, I am writing this blog to explain why. There really isn't a very easy way of saying this. Oh god, please give me a few seconds while I gather myself. Deep breath. Okay. Swallow. Something just terrible has happened. Something I wouldn't wish upon my biggest rival, which just happens to be Mr. Butler. Are you ready? I think I am going to be sick... Okay, okay. Matt Butler has been, oh say it isn't so, he has been left without... ... internet service for the past week or so. Somone call the national guard, the coast guard, or even Comcast. Oh the humanity. Poor kid. No one deserves to go through something like that, not Hogie. The worst things always happen to the best people. Is it karma? Maybe? Who can say? I am organizing an all night walk-a-thon fund raiser for him this weekend. I mean somebody has to step in here and do something. What are we expect him to do? Walk a block back to campus and use the internet for free there? Come on. Let's get real. I think we have all learned a valuable lesson from that oil spill: when catastrophy strikes, we need to act immediately. I have trying to keep this blog alive by myself, but I just can't do it alone. I can drive for show fo' sho, but who is going to putt for dough? Never-the-less (don't get me started about the correct spelling of that word) we must move on.
Black Bear
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