Biography of Black Bear as authored by Hogie

Tyler was born in Chicago on September 1st, 1990 at the ripe age of 41. Many thought he was destined to be Benjamin Button. The only thing is rather then getting younger, he continued to age. He drank fine wine while watching classic movies. His exquisite taste grew well beyond that of the rest of his peers. That is why in the fine month of August 1999 he took up the game golf. Not just to revel in the beauty of the landscape, but also to live the life of the classic 50 year old he had become. After his rounds he has been known to take long walks on the beach while enjoying classical Bach thinking about the importance of the Central Limit Theorem. The man was a legend unlike any other. He had the classic swing of Jack Nicklaus. How could he not? He tickled (a swing that sweet would never hit a golf ball) the ball down the fairway. However, getting the ball in the hole? Well, that was for the young-ins he would say. Not for people as fair as him. He was not going to stick his beautiful hand into a dirty hole. No reason. He is all pizazz and glamour. But, as every Italian knows, dough is the key to a good pizza, just as it is a good golf game. So, I will have my pizza and eat it too.

~ Italian Hogie on Rye