Friday, May 21, 2010

No Love for the Glove

Of the top 50 players on the PGA Tour, only one player hits the links without a golf glove. Lucas glover defies his sirname by breaking the traditional mold. I too, in addition, choose not to sport the leather for the following reasons:

1. Golf glove$ are expen$ive.

2. They wear out fast especially in high humidity.

3. I lose them at an alarming rate.

4. If you were on a date with a cute girl, you would want to feel her soft hand against yours. Golf is the same. You want that sensual connection with your golf club.

5. Cord grips are found in the bags of champions, and in the hands of gloveless legends the world over. They make golf gloves obsolete.

6. Lucas won the rainiest U.S. Open in history without any assistance... form a glove.

7. O.J. Simpson gave gloves, of all kinds, a bad name.

8. It is diffiuclt to find a good fit, just ask The Juice.

9. Golf is not boxing.

10. Tommy Gainey. Some people just go too (two) far...
~ The Gloveless Bear

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