How to Read A Book

1. Firmly hold the book in your hands, or place the book on a desk or table, ensuring that the spine of the book is left on the sigittal axis plane.

2. Open the book to page 1., or if you like, to the forward if there is one.

3. Read across the page from left to right. Many amatuer readers (aka 1st graders) don't know what to do when they finish reading a line of text. Mmmmm yes, quite a conundrum indeed. Read the line of text directly inferior to the current line of text.

4. Read until there are no more pages to turn, or sentences to read.

5. Congradulations, you have learned to read a book- something far more useful than reading a green.

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